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[TANKMEN 2]

Nothing but awesome!

Dude, this is the best Tankmen EVAR. All my 5 r belong to u!

[CC - Random Violence!]

Lulz.

Short, but funny.

"I guess I could make it about random violence. Everyone loves violence!"

Albinoclock rox ur sox.

Nice job.

Tails-Lock responds:

Thanks!

[Mario Day(old)]

Nice. Cliche'd jokes, but nice.

Pretty damn good VG parody. I thought *some* of the jokes were a bit overplayed (for example, getting stuck in a pipe) but it was still funnier than Hell.
The music goes along perfectly with it - all Mario stuff. Seems to be from M64. The voices...well, the "mama-mia!" starts to get on your nerves a bit. But hey.
And Kirby. Hmm. Well, I love Kirby. But what's he doing in a Mario parody? Cameo or not, it doesn't really make sense.

[Pokomon]

Not too bad. Short, but funny.

If you've ever played the old GBC/GBA Pokemon games, you'll probably like this movie.
Nothing really outstanding about the gfx or sound, but it's pretty damn funny - all ten seconds of it. :p
Metal Gear Solid fans will notice *one* little "cameo" sound, as well. It goes perfectly with it.

[Two smoking potheads]

Bloody potheads.

Awesome, funnier than Hell. The animation's pretty good especially given that it's a CC movie. The characters are great too - "It's more than worth the photos you send." A lot of what they say and do reminds me kind of a normal day for me, lmao.

Ahaha. Can't wait for part two, keep it up.

Twigman responds:

<3

I kind of aimed to make it something that stoners could relate to, glad it worked! :D

[-=B=-]

At least it's a cool loop for 30 seconds.

It's a big capital "B" against a small background that's moving about frantically - with a neverending guitar and drum loop. At least it's a cool loop for about 30 seconds.
There's really no point to this movie.

f0rt responds:

Well, it's clock day! Does it have to have a point?

[A History Of B]

Garbled audio, poor animation, seizure-inducing.

The only thing that was cool about this flash was the fact that it was made for Clock Day.
The audio (for a clock-crew imitator) is horribly garbled, can't hardly understand any of it. Also, it seems as if the recording volume was down too low or something.
The animation is pretty crap. A hand. A clock-wannabe. Throw in a strobe, a blast of color, and an eagle every other 2nd or 3rd frame.
This is just a waste of time, and bad on the eyes, at that.

stu212 responds:

I am a clock(Kamikazi on clockcrew.cc) i put this together 30 mins before clockday began and its meant to B bad.

[blockhead redone]

A few frames of crap animation, looped.

All this is is just a badly drawn wannabe member of the Clock Crew with some badly drawn crap floating around it in the background.
There's no point to this whatsoever.

cactaurus responds:

my elephants ate my shirts too, and if that happens again, say no and run away